A very vile sexual act with multiple stages. In the first stage you would need to acquire a fellow by the name of Craig(preferably a male). The second stage consists of wrapping both of your penises in bacon and then your would fuck him missionary while eating the bacon off his dick. Finally the third stage you will you will put your penis that is covered in bacon and put it in Craig's mouth. He would then choke on it till all the bacon has been eaten.
Elias: Yo caige wyd tonight
Caige: Not much i'll just be craiging it
Adjective
Describes a dark age that the whole earth and universe has been taken over. The all mighty Craig which will awake from his almighty slumber. Fights to the death to take over the one rightful universe. Until the big kirk comes in to stop him to end the age of Craig.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.