Craftsland

An archeological country that is located at the very center of the Pacific ocean.

The country of Craftsland has isolated itself from the world.

by Marky360 October 30, 2020

craftsmanshit

A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.

Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!

by bjergen March 23, 2007

craftsman

A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.

That guy is a fucking Craftsman.

by GeoTracker October 19, 2005

Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

by Jonno93 January 24, 2006

Craftsman drill press

V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.

Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"

Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"

by DoucheBagger March 7, 2010

Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.

"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"

by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016

Craftsman auto-hammer

The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.

damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.

by cch pounder January 17, 2010