Cracktus

(Adj) describing a previously shaved yet stubbley ass.

“What happened to your face? It’s all irritated and splotchy?”
“I ate that booty last night, but she wasn’t expecting it so when I dove in. Bam. Cracktus”

by Half a slap July 14, 2021

cracktastic

very cool, crazy as shit,insanely awesome

Damn fool that shit was cracktastic

by joey lucisano October 10, 2004

cracktastrophy

a cracked out idea gone wrong

My sista tried to makin' some chitlins, she burnt' da house down, it wuz a cracktastrophy.

by Sketchy Scott, Tweaky Tom February 24, 2008

cracktastic

A goddess of a Klainer who provides the fandom with regular updates of everything. She is very highly valued in the Klaine/Glee fandom. She also has a beautiful singing voice and is part of the OT4 with Murphy, Colfer and Klairs.

Merlins beard that Cracktastic's blogging has left me in a banana cage of emotion.

When Cracktastic and the OT4 raised all that money with the DFCR live stream I was left in a banana cage of emotion.

by sometumblruser September 1, 2011

crackus

Scientific name (species) following the scientific name (genus) of something that gets you high like crack.

Skydiving: Jumpus crackus
Shopping: Spendus crackus
Racing: Nascarus crackus
Dogs: Canis crackus

by K9K9K9 April 1, 2010

Crackus-Murr

A very mythical sea monster that is unknown to most of society. More powerful then the Lochness and more far reaching then Bigfoot, Crackus-Murr (also known as Cragusmir or in old english as "en Cragus de Murren") is a dark being from another world that takes many forms of fear. He lurks in every pond, lake, stream, and ocean through an interconnected highway of underground tunnels and patrols his bodies of water with his amazing power and grace. There have been no sightings but his presence have been felt through many sounds, movements, and abnormal energies felt all over the world. Some say to look in his eyes means instant death ... or others say a boquet of flowers instantly appears on your head as you slowly start to grow in height. Experts have said that he originated from a pond somewhere in the vicinity of Prosperity, Pennsylvania.

Last night we were skinny dipping and I SWEAR i felt Crackus-Murr's presence in the water... it was life changing.

by jtixxlefrom the rizzle May 1, 2011

Bootius Crackus

Scientific name for "butt crack"

I once fell into a Bootius Crackus and liked it.

by Sendai mother booty flinger April 24, 2017