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cracktastic 

Damn fool that shit was cracktastic
cracktastic by joey lucisano October 10, 2004

cracktastrophy 

My sista tried to makin' some chitlins, she burnt' da house down, it wuz a cracktastrophy.

cracktastic 

A goddess of a Klainer who provides the fandom with regular updates of everything. She is very highly valued in the Klaine/Glee fandom. She also has a beautiful singing voice and is part of the OT4 with Murphy, Colfer and Klairs.
Merlins beard that Cracktastic's blogging has left me in a banana cage of emotion.

When Cracktastic and the OT4 raised all that money with the DFCR live stream I was left in a banana cage of emotion.
cracktastic by sometumblruser September 1, 2011
Scientific name (species) following the scientific name (genus) of something that gets you high like crack.
Skydiving: Jumpus crackus
Shopping: Spendus crackus
Racing: Nascarus crackus
Dogs: Canis crackus
crackus by K9K9K9 April 1, 2010

Crackus-Murr 

A very mythical sea monster that is unknown to most of society. More powerful then the Lochness and more far reaching then Bigfoot, Crackus-Murr (also known as Cragusmir or in old english as "en Cragus de Murren") is a dark being from another world that takes many forms of fear. He lurks in every pond, lake, stream, and ocean through an interconnected highway of underground tunnels and patrols his bodies of water with his amazing power and grace. There have been no sightings but his presence have been felt through many sounds, movements, and abnormal energies felt all over the world. Some say to look in his eyes means instant death ... or others say a boquet of flowers instantly appears on your head as you slowly start to grow in height. Experts have said that he originated from a pond somewhere in the vicinity of Prosperity, Pennsylvania.
Last night we were skinny dipping and I SWEAR i felt Crackus-Murr's presence in the water... it was life changing.

Bootius Crackus

I once fell into a Bootius Crackus and liked it.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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