Crackstyle

A photograph where someone is posed next to a visible asscrack. Most common in largely packed venues for a particular competitive card game.

Some fatass neckbeard didn't pull his pants all the way up so, naturally, we took a Crackstyle photo to commemorate our time in Virginia

Crackstyle by BozoNightmare November 24, 2022

cracksicle 

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice cream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.

Tom: Hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in February?

Matt: He's not selling just ice cream...he's selling cracksicles!

cracksicle by Em Are Double You May 15, 2008

cracksicle 

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an icecream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.

Tom: Hey man, what is the ice cream truck doing riding around at noon in February?!

Matt: Oh, he's just selling cracksicles.

cracksicle by Matthew Wilkes May 14, 2008

chuckstyle 

A way of life. A man's attributes, actions, beliefs, and style that allow him to excel with attractive members of the opposite sex. Based on the life of a unique Canadian renowned for his sexual prowess.

An average man - 5.5 inches; Chuckstyle - 8.3 inches.
Most men - Got Milk; Chuckstyle - Got Girth.
"Supersize it please" is the same as "Chuckstyle that would you."

chuckstyle by K Craig October 4, 2005

cracksty hoe 

combination of crack hoe and nasty hoe. cracksty hoe.

person 1: shit... check out that girl at the bar.... that is one busted bitch!!

person 2: wtf dude, that's my sister.

person 1: damn, your sister is a CRACKSTY HOE

cracksty hoe by kreayshawnisabasicbitch November 10, 2011

cracksmile 

a grill ruined by crack smoking. a mouth that is usally filled with no teeth or half-rotten or missing teeth.

"Look at that cracksmiled bum. I know what he'd use my change for!"

cracksmile by Jexelli October 18, 2008