Cracklepus
1. "don'T be sUCH a craCKlepus! NobODy likes craCKlepuses!"
2. "Wow, a cracklepus...you don't see that every day"
2. "Wow, a cracklepus...you don't see that every day"
Cracklepus by SupremestLeader November 14, 2022
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Cragglepus
Someone who is soft, negative and annoying. A light hearted insult directed at someone who has just done something silly.
Cragglepus by Betty N October 24, 2011
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Cracklepus • clacklepuss • Cracklips • cracklepop • CrackPuss • cocklepuss • cracklefucked • CracklePoo • cracklepoppin • Cragglepus
cracklepoppin
cracklepoppin by kdshgvjdfskgdvrhkj January 17, 2008
The Crackles
While taking a girl from behind, just before you cum pull out and get her to lie flat. After releasing your load and filling her arse crack lay on top of her for a while. Hopefully she will fall asleep only to wake finding her cheeks stuck together causing her to make a crackling sound as she trys to walk the next day!
Brought some gash back from the boozer last night, after a cheeky session she woke to find id given her the crackles.
The Crackles by The Admiral. September 28, 2009
CrackPuss
Jack: "Babe, where is the vibrator?"
Fiona: "The batteries ran out, we are going to have to use the crack pipe."
Jack: "let me film this- We shall call it crackpuss!"
Fiona: "The batteries ran out, we are going to have to use the crack pipe."
Jack: "let me film this- We shall call it crackpuss!"
CrackPuss by shapekingFU October 8, 2016
Cracklips
Oh shit man, i gotta get something to drink, i got some bad cracklips.
Stop smoking all that weed, you're gonna have some bad cracklips.
Stop smoking all that weed, you're gonna have some bad cracklips.
Cracklips by BonePepeFossati August 31, 2008
cocklepuss
cocklepuss by paul malo/ jkim October 20, 2009
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