Cracklepus

1. A grumpy/scrooge-esque person. Similar to a killjoy.

2. A platypus who is currently on fire.

1. "don'T be sUCH a craCKlepus! NobODy likes craCKlepuses!"
2. "Wow, a cracklepus...you don't see that every day"

Cracklepus by SupremestLeader November 14, 2022

Cragglepus

Someone who is soft, negative and annoying. A light hearted insult directed at someone who has just done something silly.

"Zara, you're a Cragglepus"

Cragglepus by Betty N October 24, 2011

cracklepoppin 

means whats up, a combination of, crackalackin and poppin.
crackalackin whats up

yo son, whats cracklepoppin?!?!

cracklepoppin by kdshgvjdfskgdvrhkj January 17, 2008

The Crackles 

While taking a girl from behind, just before you cum pull out and get her to lie flat. After releasing your load and filling her arse crack lay on top of her for a while. Hopefully she will fall asleep only to wake finding her cheeks stuck together causing her to make a crackling sound as she trys to walk the next day!

Brought some gash back from the boozer last night, after a cheeky session she woke to find id given her the crackles.

The Crackles by The Admiral. September 28, 2009

CrackPuss 

A word to describe a female stimulating her clitoris with a crack pipe.

Jack: "Babe, where is the vibrator?"
Fiona: "The batteries ran out, we are going to have to use the crack pipe."
Jack: "let me film this- We shall call it crackpuss!"

CrackPuss by shapekingFU October 8, 2016

Cracklips 

After smoking excessive amounts of marijuana, one develops a white pasty film on their lips.

Oh shit man, i gotta get something to drink, i got some bad cracklips.

Stop smoking all that weed, you're gonna have some bad cracklips.

Cracklips by BonePepeFossati August 31, 2008

cocklepuss 

the act of plunging an erected cock into a women's vagina vigorously

One night, after a long and hard bang, i was so horny, i decided to cocklepuss my girlfriend

cocklepuss by paul malo/ jkim October 20, 2009