Cracking Eggs 

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

Cracking Eggs by James Please Marry Me October 20, 2020

Cracking Eggs 

Acting or speaking proactively in a manner that can draw scorn or offense.

Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.

Cracking Eggs by Chris Retallack November 20, 2006

Cracking my eggs 

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

Cracking my eggs by Togepi69 June 15, 2017

eggs are cracking 

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.

1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!

eggs are cracking by joijoihere August 15, 2017

Crackin' My Eggs 

The female version of saying bustin my balls.

Kim: Hey Jay I heard you and the girls went out last night, how was it?
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.

Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!

Crackin' My Eggs by Miss Penn February 5, 2010