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Crackhouse 5 

They is some fine ass rappers in the rap game. Totally beat yo at scrabble, pictionary, last card, go fish, ludo, cludo, clue, poker and scrabble.

From the back blocks of Mt Victoria, Wellington, New Zealand.

Have a monopoly on the hipster- hop game in NEW ZEALAND.
we are the Crackhouse 5, spitting our verse, if you don't go with us you'll be leaving on a bus, and I'll smack you like jake the muss
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Crackhouse 

The Salvation Army building across the St. George Condos in Downtown Ottawa, Canada. Located at 171 George Street in the Byward Market. Common spots for Crackheads are outside the building along the cement wall. The Ottawa Police can also be found here often as well.
Guy 1: "Lets go to the Byward Market to have some fun"

Guy 2: "Hell no, I don't want to go by the crackhouse on George St"
Crackhouse by A-Crackhead July 23, 2011

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse 

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

crackhouse 

a house (usually one in pretty shitty shape) where mad drugs are sold out of, and the kids who live there are mad ghetto lol
I got mad sketched out doin lines at the crackhouse!
crackhouse by Nose October 25, 2003

crackhouse 

any place which smells like it has been deficated and/or urinated on by multiple people, typically overwhelming
guy1: hey dude, want to go to New York?

guy2: naw dude, that place smells like a crackhouse
crackhouse by tryingtofloat November 14, 2011

painting the crackhouse 

Repairing or restoring something that no one cares about.
Anthony is fixing the old clothesline poles. Why? I don't know, he's just painting the crackhouse.

Rabbit hole crackhouse

A maneuver in which one partner gropes the ass of the other, in a ditch, whilst both partners are snorting the same line of crack, then fix a new line, start fucking, and repeat.
Liam and I performed a rabbit hole crackhouse last weekend it was awesome