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cracked bitch 

A bitch as it is used in reference unflatteringly to a woman, but one who is particularly mean and unreasonable towards a given situation, usually in argument against a male.

Also, referencing having gone crazy, as in having "cracked" while simultaneously being a bitch.
If only she wasn't such a cracked bitch about me borrowing her car!

The cracked bitch tried to actually kill my dog just for pissing on her lawn!
cracked bitch by Travix April 23, 2008
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cracker bitch 

More so; a collection of people categorized broadly as a species of any race (black, brown, or white) man or woman that shares local social qualities for a particular municipality or environment in Corporate America. Mostly but not limited to the use of typical government employees powers. They are usually sick, evil individuals that live only for their weekly small paychecks while attacking their everyday fellow brothers and sisters by weaponizing rules, laws, policy, and code violations only to hurt their own well-being and future of their off-spring. These people (cracker bitches) operating memorandum is similar to the stereotypical label of a "Karen" unnecessarily calling of the cops for any and every reason possible. Or snitching to the school principle. Or your best friend telling your secrets. Or filing grievances with your boss to get you fired. More so the phrase is confused with labeling only whites, but these days the blacks are becoming so hypocritical in their beliefs, and misunderstandings about the world we live in that they are cracker bitches to.
Sir why are you standing there watching birds in the park, I am calling the cops.

Shut up you cracker bitch!

Ms Parker that neighbor with the Afro across the street keeps reporting my hedge height to code enforcement.

Sarah he ain't nothing but a cracker bitch!

That cracker bitch rides around all day finding anyone they can fuck over.

The cracker bitch in human resources keeps sending the grievance committee in my office.

The cracker bitch working at the register secretly hates all white men, and will she will provide snot nosed attitude to them trying to pick a fight so she can try to have them trespassed from the property .

I didn't throw my milk in the garbage at lunch today in the cafeteria. That cracker bitch in the red shirt ran over to the principle and pointed right at me.

I called that angry black woman a cracker bitch for calling the cops on me for no reason, she laughed and flee'd the scene.

cracker bitch 

What the brothers call the bitch in a honkey crew.
"Look at that cracker bitch geekin on the pipe!"
cracker bitch by them bonez January 7, 2009

Dumb Cracker Bitch 

An incredibly dumb hypocritical white idiot.

Typically a live streamer who owes everything to his rich uncle.
Hasan Piker is a dumb cracker bitch! LOL
Dumb Cracker Bitch by justaperson2021 December 14, 2021

Dumb Cracker Bitch 

An incredibly dumb Urban Dictionary user who is convinced that their whiteness makes them oppressed.
user justaperson2021 is a Dumb Cracker Bitch! LOL
Dumb Cracker Bitch by PepeLa0000000 December 16, 2021

Dumb cracker bitch 

A Chad, an absolute behemoth of a man
Dumb cracker bitch by Doxxie=based December 16, 2021

YOU DUMB CRACKER BITCH

One of the best things ever said by anyone ever.
Hasanabi, thank you so much for invented the phrase "you dumb cracker bitch" you are a legend
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