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crack-tat 

A tatoo, sometimes facile, while other times embellished and elaborate that is typically found on the lower back of females sorority girls, raver chicks, strawberries, fresas, girls gone wild, spring break enthusiasts, wanna-be's, mattress-backs, etc., above and around the butt crack and at times extending therein...

Sometimes used to cover or take notice off of significant stetch marks or cellulite...
Look at that (enter female descriptive word of choice) crack-tat; Fuck man! check out that bitch's hot ass crack-tat; Christ! that is the weakest excuse for a crack-tat I've ever seen; In chemistry class, Alice bent over to pick up her dropped book and I saw her fucking knarly ass crack-tat.

crack tattoo 

tattoo above a woman's crack, lower back tattoo, tramp stamp, hoe tag, whore tag, slut, a woman you gets used a lot for sex.
that girl has a crack tattoo, she must be the easiest girl in the bar tonight.
crack tattoo by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015
The tatoo that resides above a womans asscrack. Hence cracktat.
Did you see that cracktat on that chick?
cracktat by Alex January 22, 2005

Cracktating 

Ha ha! Look at that brown, wet patch on the bum of that fella’s strides! He must be cracktating!
Cracktating by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026