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Crack Hour 

The hour between 4:30- 5:30 am when the crack heads (not just crack heads, also late night drinkers and pot smokers) are getting in, and the crack workers are leaving to be at work early, or catching an early train to work.
Neighbor 1: "Did you hear that crack head next door hit his mailbox last night coming in at crack hour?"

Neighbor 2: "Yea, I saw him stumble to his door when I was leaving for work."

Neighbor 1: "You're such a crack worker."

Neighbor 2: "Better than being a crack head."
Crack Hour by Mon-Star July 2, 2010
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Crack hours 

late at night like between 1 and 4
javy and jaime stayed up all night smokin weed until the crack hours
Crack hours by Ryan Hensley July 27, 2008

crack hours 

late at night like between 1 and 4
Javy and Jamie stayed up all night smokin weed into the crack hours
crack hours by Ryan Hensley April 17, 2008

Sad cracka hours

The time of day where feelings of sadness and loneliness are common. Usually occurs between 2 and 4 am. The white people version of sad nigga hours.
Friend one: it’s sad cracka hours.
Friend two: why?
Friend one: she won’t suck my cock.

Crackhouse 

The Salvation Army building across the St. George Condos in Downtown Ottawa, Canada. Located at 171 George Street in the Byward Market. Common spots for Crackheads are outside the building along the cement wall. The Ottawa Police can also be found here often as well.
Guy 1: "Lets go to the Byward Market to have some fun"

Guy 2: "Hell no, I don't want to go by the crackhouse on George St"
Crackhouse by A-Crackhead July 23, 2011

Crackhour  

when everything is funny.
Allison and I were on crackhour last night.
Crackhour by LauraJ23 January 23, 2009

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse 

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
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