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Crack Dick
Crack Dick by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018
Crack Dick
Sexual move in which the man jumps off the bed and smacks his dick on the top on the lucky lady/lad who’s patiently awaiting below.
Crack Dick by Andymandyhandy11 November 20, 2019
Crack dick slap
When the males genitals are covered in cocaine
and slaps the female in the face
causing cocaine to splatter on her face
making her feel worthless.
and slaps the female in the face
causing cocaine to splatter on her face
making her feel worthless.
Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.
Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face
Jim: Yep I can see that
Olivia: Fuck you jim
Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face
Jim: Yep I can see that
Olivia: Fuck you jim
Crack dick slap by Phantom with pants August 23, 2011
dick crack
dick crack by Acidwyrm September 17, 2013
he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her
“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”
Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her by KT_2x September 28, 2023
get your dick outta your crack!
used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
get your dick outta your crack! by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012
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