Crabies

Crabs suffering from rabies

Hermits crabs have rabies he likes to call them crabies

by Shoebox boy January 20, 2009

Crabies

Cranberries + rabies

Used to to insult someone or express anger.
Can just be used as a meaningless expression (word) to yell.
Also can be used as a substitute for "rabies."

Origin similar to craisins (cranberries + raisins).

Susan: CRAAAAAABIES!!!!!!

Steve: Why do I suck at this??
Donna: Because you have crabies.

Beth Ann: AHHHH I'M SO MAD... CRABIES!!!!

Random guy: I just saw a squirrel outside foaming at the mouth. I think it had crabies.

by Sasha Rabies May 27, 2010

midnight crazies

Wild behavior common with cats late at night who will run from room to room and jump on furniture, often yowling, for no explicable reason.

Angela: What's wrong with Mr. Mittens? Last night he spent an hour racing through my apartment meowing like a banshee.

William: I wouldn't worry, it's probably just the midnight crazies: typical weird feline behavior.

by Medicine Show November 16, 2011

bath crazies

The bizzarre mood your dog is in immediately following you giving it a bath. Typical behavior includes running, jumping, barking, and generally acting crazy.

We just gave Tilly a bath, now she's jumping around, acting like a lunatic. She has the bath crazies.

by Lon December 27, 2006

bloodcunt crazies

An alternative term for 'premenstrual syndrome' or 'PMS'.

Dude 1: My girlfriend just trashed my car and set fire to my house!
Dude 2: Wow! What did you do?
Dude 1: Nothing! I think it's just that time of the month!
Dude 2: The bloodcunt crazies, tough luck mate.

by drlukeyboy May 27, 2009

Crusader Crazies

The most loyal, dedicated, and loudest fans in the world of highschool sports. They are fans of the Bergen Catholic Crusaders in Oradell NJ. Home of the best student-athletes in NJ. They paint their entire bodies before every football game and no one would ever be dumb enough to cross them. Their main rivals are the Don Bosco fans, who are not nearly as good. Even though they are great guys when it comes to game time they are vicious and ruthless fans willing to do whatever they can for their team.

I can't wait to go to bergen and become part of the Crusader Crazies.

by ultralaxer4 June 7, 2011

night crazies

Often used to describe when a cat gets extremely hyper and wacky. Their pupils get extremely large and sometimes evil. It is comparable to someone who is on crack. This usually occurs after twilight.

Karen: Your cat is psycho.

Erin: Oh, he just has night crazies. It's totally normal.

by kalexa October 27, 2009