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Crabbits 

When You have Crabs So bad you jump around cause it itches so bad. Like a rabbit
Steve 'oh man what was with Phil today"
Bob 'Dude he has a bad case of crabbits, he picked it up on spring break"
Steve "haha bitch got owned"
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The art of misbehaving, usually by tying balloons to noticeboards, or by beating the regular quiz winners at their own game.
Crabbis has struck again!.
That's just crabbis talk.
Are you ready for some crabbis?
Old Scottish slang for grumpy or miserable
Look at john. Why's he so crabbit looking?
crabbit by mississippi dave April 19, 2005

Crabtits 

A very pasty individual who rarely washes, hordes rapidily depreciating cars and wears flannel.
"Have a look at the horrid crabtits person, he/she makes me want to vomit"
Crabtits by Dr. Know-everything December 7, 2009

Nintendo Crabbies 

Originated on NES it is the act of getting angry at anyone talking when you die while playing a video game.
Person: So dude what do you wanna do tonight?
Player: You ass you just made me hit that Goomba and I got a game over I HATE YOU
Person: How is that my fault you can't play when I talk? You got nintendo crabbies bro...
Nintendo Crabbies by Karl Suks August 21, 2008

crabbity 

A combination of "crabby" and "stabbity."

"Oh, do shut up Helen..."

"Wow you're really crabbity today!"
"Stay away, I'm feeling crabbity today and can do without your shit, Helen..."
crabbity by katiebunny November 21, 2017
The byproduct of a babbitt and a crookid, one who loves men in assless chaps, man in uniform, ginger kids, and all other forms of things onlt gay men would love.
Crabbit loves men in assless chaps.
Crabbit by dewy21 March 22, 2009
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