Crab Holocaust

The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.

"Did you know that 11 Billion crabs went missing? What, like a Crab Holocaust?" - The Goons, 2023

by Pickled_Penids420 March 16, 2023

Crabolocaust

When a group of shore crabs get smashed the fuck up (aka 'tinnied') with a rolling pin.

"Fuck me John boy, if you're gonna eat them crabs you need to tinny them. They look fackin' tasty! It's a bloody crabolocaust, m8!"

by Jew Yoghurt Slinger March 28, 2015