Cowntry

The southernmost land of the African continent.

South Africa is our cowntry. This cowntry belongs to us, South Africans.

by Mhlali July 8, 2021

cowntry hickrut

A stubborn redneck who aint got no type of sense

Destiny paige is a darn cowntry hickrut

by Savanna Elyssa November 14, 2017

cowboy country

Wild West like. Not properly planned and controlled.

unmethodical, unsystematic, undisciplined, unorganized, badly organized, unprepared, inefficient, ineffective, ineffectual, incapable

"The new manager came in and ran the place all cowboy country. It's hopelessly disorganized now."

by dangerousness June 3, 2019

countryballs

A special genre of memes in which countries are represented by spheres with their respective flags on them(except for a couple cases where certain countries are allowed different shapes, such as Nepal and Kazakhstan. It creates humor by stereotyping each country with common problems. It is the general rule of thumb in the genre that players write in "Engrish(example-"I of wantings to talk to you!")" for countryballs that do not speak English naturally.
Gags include
-Greece not paying debts to Germany
-Poland cannot into space
-China using XiXiXiXi instead of HaHaHaHa
-Sweden taking over all of the world in a world-ending event known commonly as the Börkpocalypse.("Börk Börk")
-Germany having trouble from keeping itself from reverting back to Nazism
-the Reichtangle, a rectangular character that is the supposed "Fourth Reich", and is obsessed with anschluss, often destroying its neighbors in fits of anschluss.
-Finland being drunk
-The USA must always be wearing shades, unless it is pre-American-Spanish war
-Britain must always wear a top hat
-Poland's flag being upside down(don't ask why, its one of the great mysteries of the Earth)"
-Many others
for more information, look up "countryballs"
these comics also go by the name of Polandball.

Swedenball: Börk
Norwayball: I don't understa...
Swedenball: BÖRK
*Norwayball's flag is overrun by the blue background and yellow cross of great Sweden*
Norwayball: NAHHHAHHHAHAAAaaa.... Börk?
Swedenball: Börk Börk
Norwayball: Börk
All the other countryballs: Oh dear god.... Its happening.

by LookItUpOnUrbanDictionarh June 3, 2017

Countrytard

A countrytard is someone who is insistent on playing crappy country music at full volume 24/7 making everyone around them have burning and bleeding ears. It is horribly unpleasant yet they do not care.

That countrytard just won't quit with his boot skootin music! Ugh! I hear banjos...

by ohyesuare May 2, 2017

Countryism

A countryism, or country-ism, is similar to many figures of speech, but must only contain stereotypes or generalizations from western country culture.

Applejack: Yee-haw! Finally, I can buck like a five bit snake herder in an Appleloosa ranch house again!
Fluttershy: And you got your countryisms back too.

by ShelDawG April 6, 2015

Country Roads

A type of civil engineering used to take one home to the state of West Virginia. The radio stations that play in said area make many listeners recall there homes that are usually far away. When people drive down them they feel as though they should have been quicker, therefore being there yesterday.

Take me home, Country Roads

by YungTurkey December 17, 2018