A group of flaming homosexuals who know nothing about the sport of football. They get hype when they beat the Eagles, but cry like babies when someone talks about their quarterback.

"Hey do you guys think that chick is hot?"

"No, we're Cowboys Fans"

Cowboys Fans by BleedGreen January 14, 2009

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Cowboys fans

The worst people on earth.

Every time I see a “we dem boys” comment on social media, I remember how grateful I am not to be one of those Cowboys fans.

Cowboys fans by CrayCrayJ November 2, 2020

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Cowboys fans

A group of fans that have low IQ, low sperm count and never stop making up excuses for perennially failing for the past 20 years. Have stupid chants of “We DeM bOyS!” Or “HoW bOuT tHeM cOwBoYs”. Will talk about the glory years that happened over 2.5 decades ago like a guy who can’t get over his ex and never shuts up about them. Their god is the crypt keeper known as Jerry Jones. They will also cheer for them as well as the Lakers and the Yankees

The Cowboys fans keep making excuses about why they’ll fail this year.

Cowboys fans by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021

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