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Dallas cowboy fan 

A big gay cunt who likes molesting children and likes to lie about it and rapes people
Man i hate that Dallas cowboy fan next door hes a big gay cunt who likes molesting children and likes to lie about it and rapes people

Cowboys fan 

A filthy animal who doesn't know the difference between an apple and a pear.
Mr T. I pity the fool, he so stupid he is a cowboys fan.
Cowboys fan by Nikola tesla February 6, 2015

Cowboys Fan 

buy cowboy fan mugs, tshirts and magnets1. In the closet gay.

2. Not openly gay like a 49er fan but similar just in the closet.
I hope your brother is not a cowboys fan
Cowboys Fan by Big bo 63 December 17, 2009

Cowboys fan

A dumbass. Not referring directly to a Dallas Cowboys fan. Anybody dumb enough can be referred to as a "Cowboys fan"
"Hes a cowboys fan"
"Hes so dumb, be could be a cowboys fan"
Cowboys fan by Ktoy May 13, 2026

Cowboys Fans 

A group of flaming homosexuals who know nothing about the sport of football. They get hype when they beat the Eagles, but cry like babies when someone talks about their quarterback.
"Hey do you guys think that chick is hot?"

"No, we're Cowboys Fans"
Cowboys Fans by BleedGreen January 14, 2009

Cowboys fans 

Every time I see a “we dem boys” comment on social media, I remember how grateful I am not to be one of those Cowboys fans.
Cowboys fans by CrayCrayJ November 2, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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