Cowager

Matriarchal cow. Bovine dowager.

Whenever she mooed, the other cows bowed in deference to her cowager status.

by 3gmaxvUD March 14, 2015

COLAGEr

a person who has lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer parents or guardians

I'm a COLAGEr because I have a bisexual mom.

by Danielle Boudreaux July 18, 2007

Colagerated

Messed up, damaged, drunk, confused.

Damn, Renzo got hella colagerated last night in the back of a Lexus. He woke up in Oakland!

That drain is all colagerated. You better clean it out.

It's all colagerated in here!

by HiroshimaTiger May 29, 2012

conager

a sad little man who just needs a hug.

see that guy over there who's always surrounded by people but still feels alone? that's a conager.

by ?lolwut? August 31, 2013

conager

a man, with a hairy stomach and a very small cock. he is into horseback riding and mountain climbing on unicycles. has never been laid. also he is very fat. he enjoys walks on the beach with guys named bob or lary (yes lary).

Oh! would you look at that conager over there!

He is totally a fag.

by The Ultimate Thruster December 16, 2010

The Cowger

The act of forcing your partner to chug a gallon of whole milk, then farting inside his or her mouth with such force that the milk launches out of your partners anal sphincter into a salad bowl, which you then absorb with your peehole and then launch it back into your partners face. You then take pics and sell them on ebay.

I gave my wife the Cowger and she couldnt shit right for a week.

by realtalk999 April 4, 2015

madison cowger

the best person you will ever meet, funny, kind, and has the best sense of humor

ur amazing just like a madison cowger

by kristinaisswag July 6, 2021