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Alpha Cow Bitch

A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group
"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."

Little bitch cow 

Associated with anyone with an obsession with chapstick

Has a wealthy mate that they use for
Money!

And aims too high when it comes to women!
Have you been out with Joe recently he is acting like a total little bitch cow

I wish Emma wasn't such a little bitch cow!
Little bitch cow by Lewis button November 14, 2011
a piece of shit son of a bitch life ruiner. with a funny lip problem. big bitch, like a cow. hence bitch cow.
girl 1: "god that girls such a bitch!"
girl 2: "totally, she's a bitch cow!"
girl 1: "OMG youre so right!"
girl 2: "I holla."
bitch cow by vodka knockers January 17, 2009

Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow 

General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation
Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.

Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!

Cowbitches 

another word used to describe the Dallas Cowboys. They are one of the most bitchiest teams in the NFL with one of the gayest QB's doing butt stuff with his receivers in the locker room. The receivers like to catch his balls.
Man did you see how bad the cowbitches did against the Steelers. What another letdown.
Cowbitches by nothingwashere September 21, 2017

Dallas Cowbitches 

Slang used by Redskins fans, especially in the DMV to refer to the Dallas Cowboys football team.
Man, Homo Romo and the Dallas Cowbitches suck.
Dallas Cowbitches by DCBOY301 August 24, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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