When, after weeks of desperation and closure of your favorite barber shop/hairdressers, you, or your significant other, grab a pair of scissors or shaver and do the best you can...

“Looks like John went and got himself a COVID cut.”

COVID Cut by jay-nj March 23, 2020

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Covidcation

1) When work/school gets canceled because of COVID 19.

2) When you take advantage of the cheap travel cost caused by COVID 19.

1) "Dude, school got canceled! I am on Covidcation until further notice.

2)"Man, have you seen the cost of fights to Florida? Looks like I am taking a Covidcation!!"

Covidcation by Timus_Maximus March 12, 2020

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CovidCute

When you see a girl or guy and they are looking hot as hell until they take their mask off.

Bro check out that hot chick over their she is so hot. (mask comes off) Whoff shes covidcute.

CovidCute by Cagedcrawdad July 20, 2020

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Covidcation

When you get two paid weeks off but the maintenance staff doesn’t. Also, you don’t get to actually travel because everyone is fearful of covid-19

Hot damn! I just found out I have the next two weeks off! Covidcation it is, time to catch up on that Netflix list.

Covidcation by ThistleSailor March 12, 2020

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Covid cut

A haircut performed on one's self during the covid-19 pandemic on account of all salons being closed.

(via video chat, said sarcastically) "Nice covid cut dude..."

Covid cut by DrDanno April 6, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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