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Couzin Ed 

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A talentless DJ in Philadelphia. Not really named "ED" and not any ones cousin, Can't even spell cousin correctly. Bald headed and a midget. Basically a puppet for Infinity broadcasting. Claim to fame is he killed off Henry the Bull from Virginia.
You lack talent like that asshole Couzin Ed.
Couzin Ed by srd April 7, 2004
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Cousin Eddie 

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Codename for Marijuana, commonly used by teenagers that smoke weed.
Max, close your mouth and let's go hang out with Cousin Eddie!
Cousin Eddie by JMAC DX3. July 6, 2009
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Related Words
Couzin Ed • Cousin Eddie • Cousin eddy • The Cousin Eddie • a cousin eddie • screaming cousin eddie • cousin • cousin fucker • Cousin-in-law • cousin it

Cousin Eddie 

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A really smelly suprise fart that comes out of no where and just won't go away!!! Also tends to happen when the "shitters full"!
I wish you had warned me before you contaminated my lungs with that Cousin Eddie!
Cousin Eddie by TNT1980 September 17, 2015
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Cousin eddy 

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When you nut in her ass and the shitters full
Pulled a cousin eddy on my sister last night needless to say we needed many babywipes
Cousin eddy by Gatorprimus6969 December 7, 2022
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The Cousin Eddie 

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When you nut in her butt and yell, “Shitter’s Full!”
I gave her “The Cousin Eddie” in her her ass the other day! That shitter was definitely full when I was done!
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a cousin eddie 

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Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite
My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under
a cousin eddie by Dakarkar April 10, 2016
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screaming cousin eddie

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You are fucking a chick doggy style when you suddenly pull out and jam it up her asshole screaming "shitters full".
Dude, I watched Christmas Vacation again last night and when Sheila came over we started fucking. I was doing her doggy and stuck my dick up her ass as I yelled "shitters full". I gave her a screaming cousin eddie. She screamed too which made it that much better.
screaming cousin eddie by metalhed1 April 12, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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