Coutt

Euphemism for c*nt,especially when referring to woke person who has a position of authority or influence,derived from Coutts Bank debanking Nigel Farage because the directors of the bank disliked his political views.

If GBNEWS is supposed to be right wing why do they have an utter coutt like Michael Crick on their channel?

Coutt by The Thegn of Tottington November 28, 2023

cottard 

Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting

Yea, the cottard is coming over today, should we just not open the door?

cottard by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

Cottagecore 

Cottagecore, also known as farmcore and countrycore, is inspired by a romanticized interpretation of western agricultural life. It is centered on ideas of simple living and harmony with nature. Themes associated with cottagecore include self-sufficiency, baking, and caring for people. While the aesthetic is prevalent on several social media sites, such as on Instagram and more recently TikTok, the community notably prospers on Tumblr. It is particularly popular within lesbian and woman-loving-woman (WLW), and nonbinary loving women (NBLW) communities.

"In the cottagecore universe, there are no phones pinging constantly with updates, no urgent work emails, no evenings spent responding to the onerous demands of a tyrannical boss. In fact, there is no labor beyond domestic, and workaday tasks are completed with a gauzy sense of fulfillment." -via The New York Times

Cottagecore by Keith Courage February 20, 2022

cottagecore lesbian 

a cottagecore lesbian is a girl who runs off to the countryside/farm to live in a cottage with her lesbian wife. it's based off of the cottagecore aesthetic, and lesbians really liked that aesthetic and decided to make it a lifestyle. cottagecore lesbians usually enjoy baking, the outdoors, animals, and small, cozy cottages. after all, that's where they live.

person: "why is she wearing a mushroom hat?"

cultured person: "that's because she's a cottagecore lesbian and she's matching with her girlfriend."

cottagecore lesbian by gay.avocado November 16, 2020

Clutty 

A girl who looks classy but acts slutty at the same time.
Someone who has elegance and class but is a slut all the same.

Jake: "Oh Man! Why would you be such a cock blocker dude! I hear she's real classy"
Thomas: "Hell no dude! She's clutty once you get to know her"

Derek: "Dude! So I hear Michelle is officially a sorority sister"
Nate:"f'course man.. she's a clut!"

Clutty by caronalover August 23, 2010

cluttercore

Cluttercore is the aesthetic creating complex piles of clutter, collected goods, or otherwise junk.

Girl: wow, great cluttercore apartment
Guy: thanks, I don't clean

cluttercore by College burnout December 17, 2021

Cottam 

An elderly male who gives off a false impression by making much younger females believe that he is nice and soft like cotton when really he is just trying to lure them into bed with him. The word "Cottam" is slang for "cot them" and is used to describe somebody who takes advantage of barely legal girls by being a father-like figure to them and convincing them into using his baby-like penis as a pacifier.

The term "Cottam" can also be given to somebody who is high up in a workplace such as a bar manager, who employs young girls and offers them more suitable working hours in exchange of sexual favours.

Cottams tend to stand out among others as they will most likely always be suited and booted trying their hardest to look important and will always have a unusual smirk on their face which would be best described as a "pedo smile".

Alexandra: I really don't know what to do! I can't pay my bills on a wage like this!
Leah: Maybe you could do what me and Dem did and let Dave "cottam" you.
Alexandra: Im not sure I could go ahead with that Leah! I really don't think I could live with myself if I slept with desperate Dave!

Cottam by Funkdoctorforeskin March 30, 2023