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Countersue 

To sue a person and/or company who is sueing you, in an automatic reaction. May result in a break even in claims.
A:"That bitch is trying to sue me!"
B:"Ow you better countersue her ass off!"
A:"Hell yeah motherf*cka!"
Countersue by thaBigD March 20, 2009
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Counterjerk

The counterjerk is counter reaction to a circlejerk. It occurs when people get too annoyed with a circlejerk and join together with like-minded people to oppose and ridicule the circlejerk. If successful, the counterjerk can overtake the original circlejerk in influence and become a new circlejerk.
For every circlejerk there is an equal and opposite counterjerk.
Counterjerk by SwiperXE September 3, 2017

counterterrorist 

Counterterrorist / Counter Terrorist

Acronym: CT

A Counterterrorist is one who practices tactics, strategies
and techniques to prevent or respond to acts or threats of
terrorism by terrorists.

A CT may be employed by the government, military,
police department or corporations (see: PMC)
Noteable Counterterrorists:

Solid Snake
Sam Fisher
Jack Bauer
James Bond
G.I Joe Team
Ethan Hunt
Jason Bourne

The CT Team from Counter Strike including:
- The GIGN
- SAS
- GSG-9
- Seal Team 6

Team America World Police

Noteable Counterterrorist / Intelligence Agencies:

Interpol
MI5 / MI6
CIA
To some extent the FBI
FSB
and so on, and so on...
counterterrorist by rzhhhh July 8, 2010

counterpertuitive

An action that is intuitive, but counterproductive to the aims or well-being of the subject.
Eric, it's highly counterpertuitive to go running around in the snow when you're intoxicated.
counterpertuitive by Flava_Rave July 16, 2008

countercuse 

To accuse someone of something after they accuse you of something. To offer up a courter accusation.
Bill "dude you wore that shirt two days ago, and it sucks!"
Jeb "Yo Dude, you keep track of my clothing and have an 'eye for fashion'"
Jerry "woah Bill just got countercused "
countercuse by Tep-dawg October 2, 2007

Counterfeit 

A person that dresses, talks, and acts wealthy, but is faker than a three dollar bill.

You may find people like this in your school, place of business, or public transit sporting a fake Gucci or Lois Vuitton, acting as if they are above you, but really they just have a really good sugar daddy.
Oh Becky look at that counterfeit over there, should we tell her her Lois is fake?
Counterfeit by Huangho February 13, 2019

Counterfuck 

The process of fucking with someone emotionally, physically, or psychologically in response to being fucked with.
Dude my girlfriend said I sucked in bed so I counterfucked her by saying her vagina has mucus in it.
Counterfuck by Swagapartacus February 23, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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