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count me in 

Include me in your activity
-We`ll go snowboarding this weekend, who wants to join?
-Count me in
count me in by erman_seattleite February 4, 2012
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Count Me In 

The largest youth empowerment and mentorship organization, founded by Shane Feldman.
The work Count Me In is doing inspires me
Count Me In by cmifan November 25, 2017

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count me in by depressedbitxh January 8, 2022

Count me in for next year! 

A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.

The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?

Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!

Mich: *eye roll*

Dear Maria, count me in 

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.
“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

Cunt me in 

An expression used when you agree to become part of an epic fuck fest involving many hot, possibly drunken, sluts.
Mikey: Yo! It's beer night at the sorority house and they just made a booty call! Wanna come with?

Steve-o: Oh yeah! Cunt me in!
Cunt me in by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016
Guy 1: "How's it going?"

Guy 2: "Not bad mein cunt"
Mein Cunt by omsk-static February 24, 2010
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