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Count Me In 

The largest youth empowerment and mentorship organization, founded by Shane Feldman.
The work Count Me In is doing inspires me
Count Me In by cmifan November 25, 2017

count me in 

count me in 4ever
count me in by depressedbitxh January 8, 2022

Count me in for next year! 

A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.

The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?

Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!

Mich: *eye roll*

Dear Maria, count me in 

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.
“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

Cunt me in 

An expression used when you agree to become part of an epic fuck fest involving many hot, possibly drunken, sluts.
Mikey: Yo! It's beer night at the sorority house and they just made a booty call! Wanna come with?

Steve-o: Oh yeah! Cunt me in!
Cunt me in by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016
Guy 1: "How's it going?"

Guy 2: "Not bad mein cunt"
Mein Cunt by omsk-static February 24, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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