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Count Flapula

A lady's private parts personified
Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!
by braceyajax February 11, 2010
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count fapula

1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes

2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims
"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"

"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"
by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009
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Count Flatula

n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020
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Count Fapula

When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.
Dude I totally got Count Fapula from my girl last night.
by EuL0Gy December 17, 2008
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Countflapula

When a man has sex with a women who is on her menstral cycle.

Savagely he creampies, then pulls out to sling the blood from his cock , licking his hands after like a savage.
Bro, isn’t she on that period, who cares, I countflapula(d) that pussy.
by Asylum Bound October 27, 2021
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