Count Flapula
Count Flapula by braceyajax February 11, 2010
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count fapula
1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes
2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims
2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims
"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"
"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"
"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"
count fapula by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009
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Count Flatula
n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
Count Flatula by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020
Count Fapula
When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.
Count Fapula by EuL0Gy December 17, 2008
Countflapula
When a man has sex with a women who is on her menstral cycle.
Savagely he creampies, then pulls out to sling the blood from his cock , licking his hands after like a savage.
Savagely he creampies, then pulls out to sling the blood from his cock , licking his hands after like a savage.
Countflapula by Asylum Bound October 27, 2021
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