Countflapula 

When a man has sex with a women who is on her menstral cycle.

Savagely he creampies, then pulls out to sling the blood from his cock , licking his hands after like a savage.

Bro, isn’t she on that period, who cares, I countflapula(d) that pussy.

Countflapula by Asylum Bound October 27, 2021

Count Flapula 

A lady's private parts personified

Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!

Count Flapula by braceyajax February 11, 2010

cuntflatulations

is a play on the word congratulations. It is defined as a gust of air excreted from the vagina such as a " queef", or "pussy fart". this term originated in Middlesex county New Jersey.

Cuntflatulations on the birth of your child. congratulations queef lord mocha

cuntflatulations by Lord Mocha December 12, 2016