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Could You Please
This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.
Could You Please by Tyler Sadex May 26, 2004
could you not
could you not by Terence Michael July 24, 2003
could you fucking not
What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.
1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*
"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*
"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me
could you fucking not by Realest motherfucker June 29, 2016
Could You Give Me Some Editing Tips?
The best pickup line in history. Used by famous internet YouTube star, Daniel James Howell, to his secret husband, Philip Michael Lester.
Could You Give Me Some Editing Tips? by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018
could you fucking not please/CYFNP
could you fucking not please/CYFNP by dat guy! April 28, 2016
Could you help me find something?
Excuss me, "Could you help me find something?"... I was searching for something to say when I walked past you...
Could you help me find something? by yourwanting1 September 30, 2011
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