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coughspaff 

The name sums it up really, wether it’s a splutter and a nut or a hacking cough and vivacious finish as long as the two are together you’re game.
Barnes felt a tickle in his throat and a tingle in his balls. Hacking up a mucusy glob he fires his kids at it. The two become one, puddled on the canvas that is a middling looking girl’s back. ‘Did you just coughspaff on me’, she exclaims, but it’s too late, he’s already gone downstairs for a glass of milk.
coughspaff by Mobias July 30, 2023
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coughspaff 

An imperfect unity between two bodily functions - tussis and ejaculation. When one occurs, the other follows, and the receiver is usually left blinded and infected at the same time
His tinder date was hoping for a romantic evening in the bedroom, but Alastair had other ideas. In one swift motion he coughspaffed, falsely claiming he had covered his mouth, and settled down to spend the rest of the night watching below deck
coughspaff by Saniti August 22, 2023

CoughBoff 

Farting and Coughing at the same time to mask the sound of the fart.
Rob is watching TV and he didn't want to fart in-front of his newly acquired Girlfriend but he really needed to so he Coughboffed. Coughing whilst farting.

Jill could still smell it though. It's not quite perfected yet.
CoughBoff by ROCKERMANUK July 16, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004