by VmayV February 4, 2019
Get the Coughsnoff mug.The name sums it up really, wether it’s a splutter and a nut or a hacking cough and vivacious finish as long as the two are together you’re game.
Barnes felt a tickle in his throat and a tingle in his balls. Hacking up a mucusy glob he fires his kids at it. The two become one, puddled on the canvas that is a middling looking girl’s back. ‘Did you just coughspaff on me’, she exclaims, but it’s too late, he’s already gone downstairs for a glass of milk.
by Mobias July 30, 2023
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An imperfect unity between two bodily functions - tussis and ejaculation. When one occurs, the other follows, and the receiver is usually left blinded and infected at the same time
His tinder date was hoping for a romantic evening in the bedroom, but Alastair had other ideas. In one swift motion he coughspaffed, falsely claiming he had covered his mouth, and settled down to spend the rest of the night watching below deck
by Saniti August 22, 2023
Get the coughspaff mug.Rob is watching TV and he didn't want to fart in-front of his newly acquired Girlfriend but he really needed to so he Coughboffed. Coughing whilst farting.
Jill could still smell it though. It's not quite perfected yet.
Jill could still smell it though. It's not quite perfected yet.
by ROCKERMANUK July 16, 2010
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