Definitions by Saniti

coughspaff 

An imperfect unity between two bodily functions - tussis and ejaculation. When one occurs, the other follows, and the receiver is usually left blinded and infected at the same time

His tinder date was hoping for a romantic evening in the bedroom, but Alastair had other ideas. In one swift motion he coughspaffed, falsely claiming he had covered his mouth, and settled down to spend the rest of the night watching below deck

coughspaff by Saniti August 22, 2023