coughspaff 

The name sums it up really, wether it’s a splutter and a nut or a hacking cough and vivacious finish as long as the two are together you’re game.

Barnes felt a tickle in his throat and a tingle in his balls. Hacking up a mucusy glob he fires his kids at it. The two become one, puddled on the canvas that is a middling looking girl’s back. ‘Did you just coughspaff on me’, she exclaims, but it’s too late, he’s already gone downstairs for a glass of milk.

coughspaff by Mobias July 30, 2023

coughspaff 

An imperfect unity between two bodily functions - tussis and ejaculation. When one occurs, the other follows, and the receiver is usually left blinded and infected at the same time

His tinder date was hoping for a romantic evening in the bedroom, but Alastair had other ideas. In one swift motion he coughspaffed, falsely claiming he had covered his mouth, and settled down to spend the rest of the night watching below deck

coughspaff by Saniti August 22, 2023

Coughsnoff 

When you sneeze and cough at the same time resulting coughsnoff.

Marcus *coughsnoffs*
Me: omg did you just coughsnoff?!?! Do you need a tissue ?

Coughsnoff by VmayV February 4, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004