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Coughgasm 

When you smell/sniff something really strong or get a small speck of whatever fiber comes off of it and you go into a long, painful attach of coughs and wheezes.
Me: Dude i sniffed this pepper and had a coughgasm!
Guy: Whats that?
Me: Sniff this and u will find out!
Coughgasm by jason906906 November 23, 2013
Her cougasm rocked my world!
Cougasm by gpitzman April 26, 2009
similar to the term bedgasm, it entails the feeling of utter euphoria after lying down on one's couch after strenuous actions for long periods of time. The feeling usually endures from 10 to 30 minutes.
After working the strip joint for 6 hours, Lita laid down to rest on her couch and felt her muscles vibrate with glee as she experienced her couchgasm.
couchgasm by Flipper2156 January 31, 2009

cough-gasm 

cough-gasm (v.) - a word which describes a cough that is immediately followed by an orgasmic-like moan. it is usually unintentional and very annoying. typically, over dramatic people will cough-gasm.
i could not concentrate on my final exam because the douche-bag behind me had a cough-gasm every 5 minutes.
cough-gasm by pcosalus December 20, 2009

Couchasm 

The orgasm that comes only after successfully finishing while fucking a couch.
I had the best couchasm last Tuesday while my wife was at Pilates.
Couchasm by GarbageDick November 26, 2016
same as the other ones but add luke and correct grammar....
GROUP-LUKE-TOTALLY-guyS this is the correct spelling of the words and the missing member.
coughga by PISSY WALLOW April 23, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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