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Couchpants
Someone with low intelligence and self-esteem. Hides behind the Internet to insult others. Has No real friends.
Couchpants by Don'tcarewhatyouthink October 26, 2016
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cockplayer
A cockplayer is a pathetic loser having fun with himself, who has no other toys but his dong.
A cockplayer is not only a wanker, but he would picture himself as king of the world and fancy some epic fuck with girls he can never get, which is the only moment he wins in the really world.
A cockplayer is not only a wanker, but he would picture himself as king of the world and fancy some epic fuck with girls he can never get, which is the only moment he wins in the really world.
cockplayer by 道长 May 31, 2017
crushplay
Like playing House but with Feelings
Consensual crushplay means flirting like you want to engage in a longer relationship/want to fall in Love (for a amount of time, which is supposed to end someday) so both parties can enjoy talking, laughing, exchange songs via Spotify, share a Playlist, explore each others view on the world,have inside jokes tag them in memes, and share some secrets with.
Just to people being present for one another, free of the pressure of working out longtime
Consensual crushplay means flirting like you want to engage in a longer relationship/want to fall in Love (for a amount of time, which is supposed to end someday) so both parties can enjoy talking, laughing, exchange songs via Spotify, share a Playlist, explore each others view on the world,have inside jokes tag them in memes, and share some secrets with.
Just to people being present for one another, free of the pressure of working out longtime
My friend Al Gorithm showed me this Guy on twitter. He is funny and smart, I enjoy talking to him and his take on the world opens mine. We share a playlist, everytime I hear it, I think of him. I dont know that Person, and am certain it will lead nowhere, but enjoy "crushplaying" with him.
crushplay by waveycobra7 January 5, 2022
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Couchalating by Poiny February 20, 2024
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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