Couchplay

foreplay leading up to nothing more than making out,usually done on the couch with clothes on

John: dude did u get anything from that chick last night?
Jim: shes so prude all i got was couchplay
John: that sucks!

by jakexxwxx February 28, 2010

Couchpants

Someone with low intelligence and self-esteem. Hides behind the Internet to insult others. Has No real friends.

He's on Facebook again being a real "couchpants". You can't believe anything a"couchpants" says.

by Don'tcarewhatyouthink October 26, 2016

cockplayer

Someone who is a loser in life but does not necessarily play with his cock!

Look at you! You think you are a cosplayer? I think you are a cockplayer!

by ufoufopk December 4, 2020

clutchplayoffstats

When someone shits the bed during playoffs

Clutch went 17-41 on solar hatdpoint that's some Clutchplayoffstats

by Clutchplayoffstats November 24, 2015

cockplayer

A cockplayer is a pathetic loser having fun with himself, who has no other toys but his dong.
A cockplayer is not only a wanker, but he would picture himself as king of the world and fancy some epic fuck with girls he can never get, which is the only moment he wins in the really world.

Look at you! You clam yourself a cosplayer? At best a cockplayer.

by 道长 May 31, 2017

crushplay

Like playing House but with Feelings

Consensual crushplay means flirting like you want to engage in a longer relationship/want to fall in Love (for a amount of time, which is supposed to end someday) so both parties can enjoy talking, laughing, exchange songs via Spotify, share a Playlist, explore each others view on the world,have inside jokes tag them in memes, and share some secrets with.

Just to people being present for one another, free of the pressure of working out longtime

My friend Al Gorithm showed me this Guy on twitter. He is funny and smart, I enjoy talking to him and his take on the world opens mine. We share a playlist, everytime I hear it, I think of him. I dont know that Person, and am certain it will lead nowhere, but enjoy "crushplaying" with him.

by waveycobra7 January 5, 2022

Couchalating

Went you did nothing all day but still want to sound productive.

Friend: You're so lazy you did nothing today

You: What do you mean I was Couchalating

by Poiny February 20, 2024