A cockplayer is a pathetic loser having fun with himself, who has no other toys but his dong.
A cockplayer is not only a wanker, but he would picture himself as king of the world and fancy some epic fuck with girls he can never get, which is the only moment he wins in the really world.

Look at you! You clam yourself a cosplayer? At best a cockplayer.

cockplayer by 道长 May 31, 2017

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crushplay

Like playing House but with Feelings

Consensual crushplay means flirting like you want to engage in a longer relationship/want to fall in Love (for a amount of time, which is supposed to end someday) so both parties can enjoy talking, laughing, exchange songs via Spotify, share a Playlist, explore each others view on the world,have inside jokes tag them in memes, and share some secrets with.

Just to people being present for one another, free of the pressure of working out longtime

My friend Al Gorithm showed me this Guy on twitter. He is funny and smart, I enjoy talking to him and his take on the world opens mine. We share a playlist, everytime I hear it, I think of him. I dont know that Person, and am certain it will lead nowhere, but enjoy "crushplaying" with him.

crushplay by waveycobra7 January 5, 2022

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Couchalating

Went you did nothing all day but still want to sound productive.

Friend: You're so lazy you did nothing today

You: What do you mean I was Couchalating

Couchalating by Poiny February 20, 2024

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