Couch Weed
Weed that falls into the couch, either in a bag or not, and is found sometime after it feel into the couch.
Couch Weed by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010
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Weed cough
The cough of a stoner who is obviously fond of smoking weed. Relatively normal during pot sessions, the cough seems to be peculiar among common people (and the rest of the people who are aware of weed smoking) who hear it on a regular basis while finding it as distinct to normal coughing, hence the existence of this word.
Man: This dirty ass smoker has some nasty weed cough that you can hear during the entire cat video. Disgusting shit.
Weed cough by babytalks August 21, 2016
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Couchweed • Weed cough • Coucheed • couch • couch potato • couch fucker • couch dolphin • couch slut • couch surfing • COUCH TOMATO
Weed Cough
When bitches be coughing after that bong rip; The dry sand feeling in your throat when you can't breathe but take another hit cuz it would be okay to die from a cough so gnarly.
Danielle ripped the bong and started hacking up a lung; Her smoke buddy Aubry said " Hey pass that here I want a weed cough too."
When Glama Christine refuses to smoke the reef and you remind her of the beautiful weed cough that prevents a covid cough.
When Glama Christine refuses to smoke the reef and you remind her of the beautiful weed cough that prevents a covid cough.
Weed Cough by Anaba Kuwanlelenta November 22, 2022
Couchweed
Weed that is searched for in a desperate attempt to get high, found in places that weed is frequented. These places include carpets, dressers, and couches. Couchweed may contain various kinds of ( probably old) weed, pocket lint, pizza crust, maybe toenail clippings.
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