Couch Weed

Weed that falls into the couch, either in a bag or not, and is found sometime after it feel into the couch.

Dude! I found some couch weed!

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010

Bag Beer

Beer that is kept in some kind of bag, mostly back packs and messenger bags.

Ben: You want a beer?
John: Nah, I got bag beer.

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010

Mall Weed

Weed that is of a low quality and is sold at malls by douche bags who hang around malls.

All I could find was some shitty mall weed.

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010

Car Beer

Beer that is kept behind the fronts seats of a car to be readliy available for consumption behind the wheel, also good for taking to parties or work.

Mike: Wanna get some beer at the gas station?
Matt: Nah, I got car beer.

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010

Sizemoring

To get arrested for both domestic violence and possession of methamphetamine. but doesn't have to be at the same time.

man im sizemoring, i just got out after beating my whore of a girlfriend and they bust me with meth.

by smashedwindshield January 28, 2010