Urban Dictionary: Definitions by smashedwindshield

Sizemoring

To get arrested for both domestic violence and possession of methamphetamine. but doesn't have to be at the same time.

man im sizemoring, i just got out after beating my whore of a girlfriend and they bust me with meth.

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Beer that is kept behind the fronts seats of a car to be readliy available for consumption behind the wheel, also good for taking to parties or work.

Mike: Wanna get some beer at the gas station?
Matt: Nah, I got car beer.

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Beer that is kept in some kind of bag, mostly back packs and messenger bags.

Ben: You want a beer?
John: Nah, I got bag beer.

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Weed that falls into the couch, either in a bag or not, and is found sometime after it feel into the couch.

Dude! I found some couch weed!

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Weed that is of a low quality and is sold at malls by douche bags who hang around malls.

All I could find was some shitty mall weed.

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