Couch Nigger

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A person who lives on your couch for free. They don't pay Rent, Eat all your food, Take up all the time on your XBox and Smoke all your weed. They don't move all day, try to get a job or be productive at all.

A Lazy Ass Person living on your couch.

As you walk from your bedroom to the kitchen, you see your friend who has been at your crib all weekend...

"Look at this Couch Nigger"

Couch Nigger by Androponic May 21, 2010

couch nigger

a bad name for someone, derived from chappel show...

fuck you, couch nigger

couch nigger by bob September 1, 2006

Related Words

couch nigger • fuck your couch nigger • nigger cough • Cooch Nagger • couch • couch potato • couch fucker • couch dolphin • couch slut • couch surfing

fuck your couch nigger

A funny expression first used on the Dave Chappelle show. Used in context, and whenever.
Fun to say.

*WALKING DOWN THE HALL*
" Fuck your couch nigger."

"Wanna go to the 7-11"
"Fuck your couch nigger."

fuck your couch nigger by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx April 25, 2006

nigger cough

when your smokin weed and you take too big of a hit and cough thru your nose holding the hit in...

he hit dat grape blunt so hard it had him nigger coughing

nigger cough by Pryncess n ILL March 27, 2009

Cooch Nagger

A female who constantly complains or “nags”.

Your girl is a serious Cooch Nagger bro!

Cooch Nagger by Tigris325 February 8, 2025

EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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