Cotton Ballz

An old dude with a wooly, white haired scrotum.

Way too many cotton ballz in the gym locker room today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2017

Cotton ball

When you feel soft and a little dorky.

girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.

girl 2: You sure are.

by Disenchantress. March 22, 2021

Boston Cotton Ball

When a woman (or man) soaks a tampon in Irish Whiskey, then inserts it into their vagina and/or butthole.

My alcoholic dad likes a good “Boston Cotton Ball.”

by Brian8888 February 4, 2022

Cotton Ball

What you call a pussy that is dry and furry.

Dude, I went down on Lauren last night and I got cotton balled!

by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005

Cotton Ball

An old lady who has complely white curly hair. cotton balls can be seen at the pharmacy or at your local grocery store. (also see Cotton Field)

Dude1: some stupid cotton ball put a dent in my door today while i was parked at Wal-Mart.

Dude2: maybe you shouldn't park near the handicap section anymore.

by Justiceemu February 6, 2009

cotton ball diet

A dangerous "diet" where you dip a cotton ball into juice or sauce and then eat it, causing it to expand in your stomach, therefore making you feel full without all the calories.

Person 1: Why's she in the hospital?
Person 2: She tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they don't digest properly
Person 1: Damn.

by birdy93 December 17, 2015

cotton ball trot

A hazing ritual where five or more males follow each other naked walking in a circle each with a marshmallow up his ass. The first one to drop a marshmallow has to eat all the other marshmallows.

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Jason was worried about his caloric intake having eaten seven "chocolate" covered marshmallows after losing the cotton ball trot at the fraternity house.

by whistleberry December 27, 2009