Cotties

females that cute thots they for the team and for the gang n em

bro deadass, they some cotties

where there cotties at?

by anonymous January 30, 2021

Cotties

cotties is a greasy person who stinks like gonna. He tries to fit in but knows no one likes him. he big notes himself but little does he know he is a small fry. he looks like the bunyip and he smells like one to. you have to stay 5 metres away from this creature or you become one of him. if you get caught within the 5 metres you become a cotties and forever stink like goona

ohhh cotties.

by macca-paul June 13, 2018

needle cooties

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

Carni -cooties

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

The Booty Cooties

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019

Cottlestone Pie

Cottleston Pie Definition:

It stands for Inner Nature.

The song from Winne the Pooh is explained in the book "The Tao of Pooh"

“A fly can’t bird, a bird can fly.” Very simple. Very obvious. And yet, you’d be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives. It means that we're all different individuals even though created equal.

“A fish can’t whistle and neither can I.” Coming from a wise mind, such a statement might mean, “I have certain limitations, and I know what they are.” Unfortunately, some people-who always seem to think they're smarter than fish and birds, somehow-aren't so wise, and end up causing big trouble for themselves and others.

"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie
Why does a chicken, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie"

All we have to do is recognize Inner Nature and work with things as they are- after all "You can't get very far if you don't know who you are"

Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Inner Nature

-Cottleston Pie sounds better, said Pooh.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Things are as they are"
"Better...But it still doesn't rhyme" said Pooh.
Cottletone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone Pie.
(from "The Tao of Pooh")

by Effechi April 9, 2010

cottiered

The act of falsifying a document because he/ she is too lazy to check physically

Don't believe those readings because it's all cottiered.

by kalayBwoy June 14, 2017