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When your fucking friend can’t fucking spell cotton correctly 👍
Friend one: Yoo, is that a cotten shirt?

Friend two: What? No, it’s cotton.

Friend three: How did you hear their spelling error in real time
Cotten by Clude November 25, 2021

Cotten headed ninny muggings 

Is an insult to make the audience stare and question what you said. In other words a really akward and funny insult.
LMAO :]
OMG! your a freaking Cotten Headed Ninny Muggings!

Cotten Mouth 

when smoking excessive amounts of marijuana and your saliva looks like you have rabies, followed by symptoms such as the "lamb voice".

Cotten Mouth City 

The place where you arrive at after smoking excessive amounts of marijuana with nothing to drink.
Dude do you have any soda, or tea, or water, or perhaps a damp rag i can suck on? I am in cotten mouth city and there is no way out!!!
Cotten Mouth City by BigBigTuna July 20, 2010

cotten cooch

The state-of-being of a vagina after wiping in the bathroom. This occurs when tissue residue is left on the vagina.
Yeah, man, I went to eat her out and she had a case of cotten cooch!
cotten cooch by Anonymous April 14, 2003

cotten eyed joe 

filthey fucking hobo
earl you cotten eyed joe
cotten eyed joe by jacob beausoleil December 9, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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