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Cosmical7 by Cosmical7 February 8, 2021

Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.

"Can I get some ice cream?"

"Only a spoonful."
*King Bach pulls out a Comically Large Spoon*

Comically Large Spoon by Bukas July 13, 2020

Comically Large Spoon

It's a funny big spoon used in vine videos by King Bach specifically.

Transcript of the "Comically Large Spoon" Vine:

King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the consumable.

Bach's friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product under one, only one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.

King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire.

Comically Large Spoon by NIGGArchitect November 9, 2020

Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that is comically large

A comically large spoon is a physic type's ultimate weapon!

Comically Large Spoon by HilarioXRosa_(Pokemon) June 16, 2020

Comical Value 

Pointless things added for increased fun. Or different weapons used in the disposal of chavs.

Using a Wooden Spoon to castrate a chav.
Using an incredibly oversized catapult to fling a chav into a wall merely 20cm away.

Comical Value by Tw166y May 24, 2005

Comically Large Spoon

Haha spoon big

Comically large spoon make me do the laugh.

Comically Large Spoon by TheMintyButt July 6, 2020

Comical to my Womical 

Of Urban, Mid-Western origins (used largely in Chicago, Illinois), "Comical to my Womical" is a phrase used to indicate that an occurrence, object or situation is simultaneously humorous and relevant to one's interests.

The phrase is often clearly articulated in a stately manor, as one wearing a monocle may articulate.

Person A: Ah, notice how low from the waist that gentleman is wearing his trousers.

Person B: I see. That is comical to my womical.

Comical to my Womical by Matthew A. Hand January 26, 2010