Cornholery

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Where or when lots of corn holing takes place, in the literal or metaphoric sense.

The gay porno 4 Cocks, 1 Butthole is a visual example of literal rampant cornholery.

Joe was caught speeding and fined $500 by the judge. Joe is the victim of judicial cornholery.

Cornholery by Lord Cornholis, M.P. January 23, 2011

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Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

Captain Cornhole by htownfun August 22, 2009

Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

Cornhole Canyon by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

cornhole cowboy

someone (usually a male) who is adventerous with anothers anus. in plural it usually refers to two males who are particularly gay.

Hey Jonothan, I was unaware that Raymond and Dorian were such cornhole cowboys.

cornhole cowboy by Alex Ramsay July 16, 2008

Cornhole

To fuck someone in the ass

I want to cornhole Nicole

Cornhole by winter._.slayyy May 10, 2018

cornhole

Something, what you should care about during prison sentence.

-I'm going to go away for awhile... to jail
-Watch out for your cornhole, bud!

cornhole by dildo777 August 12, 2018

Cornholetined

Cornholetined is the result of an individual who refuses to wear a condom with their partner, who subsequently has either forgotten or refused to continue with their preferred method of birth control, and thus quarantines their man to the cornhole.

Well here’s a new one, Kristen quit taking her birth control pill and she said if I refuse to cover my dong, I’m Cornholetined. She knows I don’t like anal either, so I hope she isn’t angling to get a delivery from my Load Bearing Balls so we can have a child. Fuck I love her snatch. God damn it!

Cornholetined by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026