Cornbacked Rattler

A hot corn filled shat! Leaves your anus burning long after the wipe. Often caused by eating lots of corn with a spicy Cajun or Mexican entree.

Man Ernesto's mom is a great cook but I always end up getting bit by the Cornbacked Rattler!

by swanballs August 30, 2010

corn-backed-rattler

It is a fierce creature that can be found in what most would believe to be a place of safety. It can be found lurking in you toilet bowl. Yes it is a TURD!

Who didn't flush the Corn-Backed-Rattler?

by The Shocker November 28, 2002

cornback rattler

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.

I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

cornback rattler

A corn-riddled turd.

Gross! I went to use the men's room and someone left a cornback rattler in one of the toilets.

by Lugnuts February 12, 2014