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Corn Husked 

To be ass raped in the darkness of a corn field in Iowa. Usually happens to unsuspecting business men who venture out too far from the safety of their hotels.
I was on a feed mill start up in Iowa with the new guy Steve and after work we went to the bar with a bunch of farmers. The next morning Steve woke up with kernels of corn in his hair and had a raw anus. I said, "Damn Steve you got Corn Husked!"
Corn Husked by Barbicakes May 23, 2008
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texas corn husker 

The act of freezing a piece of your partner's feces and using it as an anal dildo until it melts.
I gave her a texas corn husker
texas corn husker by Armrx January 13, 2016

Cincinatti Corn Husker 

n. the act of going to any fast food restaurants such as Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Sonic, etc. and both eating as much as you can off of the menu then entering a corn field with your girlfriend and/or boyfriend and using your own diarrhea as lube, injecting your pecker into the outer cusp of her bung hole and while fucking her, husk three or more pieces of corn and insert into their hole. After humping the inner ring for various minutes, she will spout diarrhea all over your dope dick, and shoot out the full pieces of corn. You eat the corn.

Eggzample:

Steve: Wow man, I fucking ate Taco Bell with my boyfriend and then we went to the cornfield and used my shit as lube, then I put corn in his ass, he's such a freak! Then he fuckin shot it out of his ass and I ate the corn it was so weird! SO torqued man!
John: DUDE! You're a fucking Cincinnati CORN HUSKER! that's so dope man, you're fuckin dank also. You must have been torqued.
Steve: I know man, I'm super dope. PETE'S HOT!!!! and max and gilly!
see cornhole ^^
Example should include the word "Cincinatti Corn Husker"

Corn Husker 

(sex term) when a girl gives a hand job to an uncircumsized man
Guy 1: Tina gave me the phatest corn husker last night. It felt so friggen good.
Guy 2: I didn't know you had massive foreskin.
Corn Husker by D1234567654321 January 22, 2007

Alaskan Corn Husker 

When one person is giving a handjob to two guys and then right before they get off the person puts it in their nose, snorts it, and then swallows
Dude i'm soar from that Alaskan Corn Husker the otehr night
Alaskan Corn Husker by Sean-Bon June 27, 2008

Corn Husker 

You insert a cob of corn in a girls vagina the anal her hard as possible causing the corn to launch from her vagina in to your mouth.
Durnin intense anal sex I decidied to corn husker a girl and caught the corn in my mouth.
Corn Husker by Wrathmonk December 5, 2009

Corn Husker 

Following the Iowa Supreme Court ruling allowing same-sex marriage (April 2009), the term refers to gay males.
Friend: “Iowa passed a gay-marriage law?! can they be more liberal then California??”

Me: “Apparently so, with a large corn husker community”
Corn Husker by JonKitsune April 5, 2009
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