Corktease
Corktease by Drinktionery February 19, 2012
Corkese
A variant of mixture of dialects composed of "Crap" and "gee I'm too lazy to find that key",used to convey information that means nothing and oft has sexual overtones with a Oedipus twist.
Whilst appearing in the mid nineties, it has been rumored that a large balding individual who apparently was reminiscent of the the cartoon book guy from the Simpsons, actually created it to communicate with people of a similar interest. Unable to find links to the popular German sites that involved "Fisting", "Bukkake", and parental sexual involvement, the individual stumbled into a small motorcycle site (see - Machines of death) in Australia.
The ramblings begun the dialect and although directly conveying little meaning to most discussions the translations of the communiques caused much mirth, and as such the truncated and garbled fashion of typing was
slowly migrated into another format, (see - SMSing, Texting of crap).
Reference material -
@WAR forums - 1992 onwards
Playschool - Forming words.
West Australian goverment - any session, post 1990.
Whilst appearing in the mid nineties, it has been rumored that a large balding individual who apparently was reminiscent of the the cartoon book guy from the Simpsons, actually created it to communicate with people of a similar interest. Unable to find links to the popular German sites that involved "Fisting", "Bukkake", and parental sexual involvement, the individual stumbled into a small motorcycle site (see - Machines of death) in Australia.
The ramblings begun the dialect and although directly conveying little meaning to most discussions the translations of the communiques caused much mirth, and as such the truncated and garbled fashion of typing was
slowly migrated into another format, (see - SMSing, Texting of crap).
Reference material -
@WAR forums - 1992 onwards
Playschool - Forming words.
West Australian goverment - any session, post 1990.
Corkese:
Est. 2009, "eheh got any hands free time at the mo"
Est. 2008, "oh yeah i felt like santa clause at the end , fark i'd even emptied my sack "
Est. 2007, "i dont mind , tho as im going beed heading south next weekend prolly like to keep it nor"
Est. 2006,"actually i think i could have paid every mdh bill ever which the the money from the depriciateninja :-) "
Est. 2005,"fudge-packing mincing nancy boy excess"
Est. 2004,"wots a geetar ?????? "doof doof doof" ;-) "
Est. 2009, "eheh got any hands free time at the mo"
Est. 2008, "oh yeah i felt like santa clause at the end , fark i'd even emptied my sack "
Est. 2007, "i dont mind , tho as im going beed heading south next weekend prolly like to keep it nor"
Est. 2006,"actually i think i could have paid every mdh bill ever which the the money from the depriciateninja :-) "
Est. 2005,"fudge-packing mincing nancy boy excess"
Est. 2004,"wots a geetar ?????? "doof doof doof" ;-) "
Related Words
Cockteasian
A fairly common race of girl who will invite you back to their place after a party, and despite what it may seem, have no intentions of fondling your cock.
The cockteasian cleverly outwitted the drunken boy, and left him sore and disappointed in the morning.
Cockteasian by shaunn926 June 29, 2009
clocktease
When surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. But the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.
Guy 1: Hey look! Wizards of Waverly Place and Selena Gomez's statutory hot ass!
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.
clocktease by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009
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Katy Cocktease
A pseudonym for singer Katy Perry. Named for her legendary ability to show as much of her large breasts as possible without giving up the goods. Popularised by Egotastic website.
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