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Corgat, These are a group of legends that were firstly originated in the woods of the seychelles, and since then they have all been great, powerful, super sexy, and amazing to be around, they ahve the best sense of humour, and are 100% the best bet to even know, if you know a corgat you are a lucky person, and you are amung the few if you get to spend time with them alot. Corgats are legends. They come from ancestors of gods of war, and gods of legends these gods are also included with Morgan freeman, Denzel washington and many other legends in the community including the dead like 2Pac shakur and Biggie Smalls, Legends like these dont come around too often so take them while you can. But Corgats are a rare breed of legends there are not many left so if you can find one, and keep them close.
Person: OMFG Is that a corgat?!
other guy: YES OMG OMG QUICK!

Corgat: wagwan fam.
Corgat by NOT A CORGAT. October 26, 2013
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colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.
I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

Colgate Dookie 

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.
Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...
Colgate Dookie by King Votori August 24, 2014

cornatious 

n.

someone or something that is outrageously lame and/or corny.
Mario Lopez says the wackest things ever. He is so cornatious.
cornatious by Mariel Antonio June 3, 2008

Colgate Conquistador 

When you cum on a girls toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it as if it was toothpaste.
John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!

colgate smile 

Someone with a VERY nice smile (straight, white teeth)
I like her so much. she’s got a Colgate smile, their so straight and white
colgate smile by YoBredrin September 30, 2020

cormatic 

Someone who's just really cool and completely on it. They have a thing for toilet roll dispensers.
"I love the janitor, he's so cormatic."
cormatic by Cormatic September 17, 2017