condoned

(verb) to get eaten out on a bathroom floor while/after you just puked your guts out in the toilet at a house party or bar with a guy you do not know. It is possible you might get walked in on in the act by someone who knows all your friends, but its not necessarily implied.

I got condoned last, I hope i don't run into him on campus because that's awkward.

condoned by bathroomeatoutgirl December 28, 2009

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coroned

When you get corona virus you've been coroned.

Dont touch that handle frankie you might get coroned.

coroned by Daveydcampo March 13, 2020

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Cordened Off

An unfortunate occurrence where an area or room becomes inaccessible due to a certain portly 'comedian' standing in the entrance and or exit routes.

Gary: Hey man, you gonna go check out the buffet?

Frank: That's a no can do on that one, that area's been Cordened off.

Cordened Off by Hank Benson September 5, 2010

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Andrew Cordone

The darkest black person alive. Some say you can’t even blorgus.

Wow the lights went of and Andrew Cordone snuck you on me with his penis out

Andrew Cordone by Poopqeef1139 February 29, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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