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needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.
Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

Cookies Up 

Cookies up is when a female is on her knees and rotates her hips up presenting her pussy.
My boyfriend’s favorite position is when I’m cookies up.
Cookies Up by RFL Merkin August 6, 2020

Carni -cooties 

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.
#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

Cookies And Apple Juice 

Cookies and Apple juice is a song by rapper cam'ron
of his new cd Crime pays that dropped may 12th.

in the song he is refuring to "cookies & apple juice" as

Cookies=Pussy

Apple Juice=Pussy Juice/Cum
Her Cookies And Apple juice is highclass..like from france

Werd??

Werdddd.

Cookiesexual 

First Animesexual, then Dreamsexual, and now Cookiesexual... where did we all go wrong?
Cookiesexual by Lunchbox6669 January 21, 2022

The Booty Cooties 

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.
Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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