coolster

A person who emitts a great aura of coolness.

Sometimes "funking" may be used to emphasise the coolness.

"What a funking coolster you are!"

by Greg the coolster November 11, 2006

Coolster

When you jerk your homie in subzero temperatures

In Alaska, my man Calvin gave me a coolster

by Joe Ivy June 13, 2019

Really fucking coolster

When someone has taken being part of the hipster crowd to a new level; best used in sarcasam or jest behind someone's back.

Wow, Jane just got a fullet and is going to the bright eyes concert tonight in williamsburg; she's really fucking coolster.

by jellygirl September 29, 2008

coolstorymybro

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.

P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!

by anonymous February 3, 2019

cooster booster

A true follower of Cooster, the true Buffalo Wizard

The Cooster Booster watched all of Coosters Youtube Videos

by ThatBaconMan February 23, 2015

Coolserly

The most annoying type of person. They think they're cooler than shit, when in reality, they are beyond loserly. This is the opposite of losecooly.

A:"Ugh that girl over there is so coolserly!"
B:"Why?"
A:"She is so obviously loserly, yet she's trying to hang out with the popular kids."

by Loserlynat October 19, 2013

Cookster

Describes when someone is being abnormally crazy or strange.

"That boy is a right cookster!"

"Haha, you crazy cookster!"

by ogcookster June 26, 2017