Coolburn 

Anyone who is coolburn, likes to run off on your tracks. And what I mean by that is, they start off as your friend, then burn off as your enemy. The way to find coolburns , is if their zodiac is a Libra. I promise you you’ll find them off your tracks and betraying you. Watch as they slowly turn into a enemy of yours. Call them a coolburn!

“She’s a absolute coolburn.”
“I know right. Libras are such coolburns.”

Coolburn by chicken barrel January 22, 2020

Colburn 

When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!

You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Bitch! Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.

Womanizer, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.

Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.

Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.

Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.

Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.

When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
When asked what are you doing today. Will respond with im doing a Colburn.

Colburn by karmasabitch99 February 7, 2023

Colburn 

When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!

You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.

Womanizing bitch, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.

Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.

Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.

Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.

Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.

When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!

Colburn by karmasabitch99 February 8, 2023

Colburn 

It’s a shithole an absolute shit hole.

Chavs run the place selling drugs and police are scared of the 11 years olds

Person 1: “Are you coming over to colburn?”
Person 2: “Are you crazy? That place is an absolute shithole!”

Colburn by Liam7425 May 10, 2020

coalburner 

a person of a different ethnic group that dates somebody of the african american race.

I'll be damn, she's a coalburner.

coalburner by Lanie April 21, 2003

Colburn 

When host Stephen Colbert deftly humiliates or burns a guest on national TV.

Did you see that 10 commandments guy on Colbert last night? It was a total Colburn!

Colburn by Michael Piercey July 29, 2006

Ginger Coalburner 

A sexual act involving a red haired man who slathers icy hot on his genitals and then proceeds to have anal sex with a partner (gender of partner is irrelevant). This act continues until someone involved starts crying.

The ginger coalburner gave them 2 reasons to not trust the red haired man.

Ginger Coalburner by Feicstur July 9, 2016