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Cookie and cream 

While havin sex(any kind/position) with a woman, the man pulls out his penis and ejaculates all over a cookie(preferably a grasshopper or Oreo) then makes the woman EAT IT!!!!
That shorty I was wit last night wanted to do something kinky, so I cookie and creamed her!!
Cookie and cream by K-Dizzy January 22, 2006

BK fusion cookie and cream 

A very tasty food purchasable from BK ( Burger King ) for £1. it has a sweet liquid topped ontop the reasembles Cum and also little brown clusters the represent my shit. you can also ask for no cum or shit all though this means that the taste wont be as good.
Chinese woman: Hello welcome to Burger Kin how may i help you?
Me: Give me a fucking BK Fusion Cookie and Cream!
Chinese Woman: Ok that is one pound.
Me: Here you Cockel Picker, And i want no Shit but lots of Cum

Cookies and Cream 

Phrase used in the Northern part of the United States to denote absolute approval, recognize achievement, or display copious amounts of affection for an entity.

Modern-day revival of mint.

The long, burdening, inherent length of the phrase truly shows the user's approval of what/who he/she is directing the phrase at because it rejects the laziness and ease of staccato approval words such as "cool", or, "favorite."
Sami: Look at my sloth hands! Aren't they adorable?
Jake: Sure.
Abbey: You guys are just the cookies and cream!

Abbey: I'm so cool.
Jake: The cookiest and creamiest, if I may say so myself.

Jake: What's your favorite ice cream?
Joe: Cookies and cream.
Jake: That's cookies and cream!
Joe: I know, that's what I said; cookies and cream.
Jake: Cookies and cream!
Joe: Stop it.
Jake: ....
Joe: ....
Jake: ....cookies and cream?
Joe: You're fired.

Wisconsin cookies and cream 

Take a funnel. Shove it in someones ass. Pour a gallon of milk in. Remove the funnel. And eat it. -starfishsan
Last night I gave my girl a Wisconsin cookies and cream.

Cookies and Cream 

Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.
I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.
Cookies and Cream by lemnefresh July 10, 2010

cookies and cream 

after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.
I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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