Cookie Stomp

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Someone that put cookie dough in his girlfriend vagina, then precedes to stomp the vagina with his testicles.

I Just Cookie Stomp my Girlfriend Last Night .

Cookie Stomp by JAR JAR BINKS LOVRRR November 28, 2016

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Cookie Stomp

When you bust someone's balls or rain on someone's parade.

"Hey man, I just got a new job."
"I don't wish to cookie stomp, but frankly, I don't give a fuck."

Cookie Stomp by AutismoTheGrande September 23, 2019

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Cookie Stamping

The act of putting your snatch in the mouth of someone else.

Yo, did you hear that Rebecca was cookie stamping some dude that pasted out with his mouth open last night?

Cookie Stamping by Joonbuggy April 20, 2011

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Latvian Cookie Stamp

The act of clapping someone's buttcheeks together as they are pooping, shaping or cutting the log.

Oh no, Brad gave me another Latvian Cookie Stamp!

Latvian Cookie Stamp by Bo_Nanuz August 17, 2018

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Cookie Stamp

When your cat or dog raises their tail to expose their butt, and sits on you.

Leaving a stinky spot on you.

Don’t leave a cookie stamp on me!

Cookie Stamp by CGuajardo May 2, 2022

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cootie stamp

after ejaculating into a vagina, the woman presses her gooey snatch against a guys bare leg or wherever available, leaving a cummy wet spot.

Ben: ewww! what the fuck is that!?
Halie: (pulling away with a slosh sound) hahahaha!!!
Ben: oh my God, did you just cootie stamp me?

cootie stamp by Ben&halie November 27, 2012

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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