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cookie puss 

a type of Carvel ice cream cake
It's my birthday, I want to eat a cookie puss!
cookie puss by Erin April 22, 2006

cookie puss 

a type of Carvel ice cream cake
It's my birthday, I want to eat a cookie puss!!
cookie puss by Erin May 7, 2004

cookie puss 

A condition describing a vagina caked with the crumbling residue of dried pussy juice. May cause itching, and leaves small crumbs when scratched or rubbed.

Can also be used as a derogatory term or nickname for a woman exhibiting such a condition.
Cookie Puss: "These pussy crumbs are making me itch! Maybe I should scratch..."

"After I made Heather come and came on her tits, I paused to chief, then I ate that cookie puss.
cookie puss by Fussy Pucker May 1, 2011

cookie-puss

Cookie-puss is the true creator. With the Big fart and the match of life he created the universe (AKA the Big bang). He is also the true god, and a small stuffed monkey that lives in Justins room/Basement.
Me: Ahh Its cookie-puss!!!
Justin: Hey buddy.
cookie-puss by Matt Pereida March 4, 2005

Cookie-Puss

The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**
Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!

puss cookie 

A dick that gets soft when dipped in pussy like a cookie does in milk.
I get puss cookie every time I fuck a fat chick.
puss cookie by G. Fiacco November 4, 2014
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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